Collection: Cards
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card for every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

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XH01 - Capricorn - Defamations Horoscope Card
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X132 - I love you more than the dog - Defamations Greeting Card
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X133 - Happy Birthday to you - Defamations Birthday Card
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X119 - Happy Birthday you cock - funny birthday card
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X115 - Happy birthday sexy bum - funny birthday card
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X93 - You are fucking epic. - unconventional motivation card
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X46 - Happy fucking occasion rude card
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X39 - Win the lottery rude birthday card
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X31 - Fuck yeah rude birthday card
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XC04 - I hope Santa's sack - Defamations Christmas Card
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X136 - Happy Birthday from your much... - Defamations Birthday Card
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X108 - Dirty and 30. Happy birthday - rude greeting card
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X94 - Dear Dad you are a better father than the milkman could have ever been. - rude card
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X91 - Happy birthday. Bottoms up! Drink responsibly (Which means don't spill it) - rude birthday card
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X86 - Thanks. You're a bloody legend! - rude thank you card
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X68 - Love, laughter & cock rude birthday card
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