Collection: Cards
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card for every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
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X115 - Happy birthday sexy bum - funny birthday card
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X109 - Naughty and 40. Happy birthday - rude greeting card
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X104 - Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... -rude birthday card
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X99 - It's all shits and giggles rude birthday card
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X93 - You are fucking epic. - unconventional motivation card
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X100 - Happy birthday, you old tart - rude greeting card
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X94 - Dear Dad you are a better father than the milkman could have ever been. - rude card
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X91 - Happy birthday. Bottoms up! Drink responsibly (Which means don't spill it) - rude birthday card
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X95 - Fucking fabulous? That's you rude birthday card
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X86 - Thanks. You're a bloody legend! - rude thank you card
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X80 - Happy Birthday. Let the good times roll - rude birthday card
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X88 - Special delivery! It's your brand new chewing, spewing, pooing noise machine. - rude baby card
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X81 - LGFU. Let's get fucked up. Happy Birthday - rude birthday card
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X74 - Happy birthday. It's time for eating cake... Rude Birthday Card
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X83 - Happy birthday. Note: this card is also your present - rude birthday card
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X75 - Marriage is like a casino; you go in excited... Rude Wedding Card
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